Martin Wiles @LinesFromGod
Neither my wife nor I had ever been on a cruise. My wife had always wanted to take one. Me? Not so much. You see, water and I have a love-hate relationship. I don’t mind it when it comes to washing my hands or taking a shower, but beyond that, I’m not interested in such things as swimming or boating. At nine, I almost drowned in a friend’s swimming pool. And had it not been for another friend, I would have.
