by Rhonda Rhea @RhondaRhea
I confess, I’ve done a bad thing. Logic warned me not to do it, but I did it anyway. I cut my own bangs. Every time I take the scissors into my own hands, I promise myself I’ll never do it again. That’s because I never fail to end up looking at little like Spock, minus the ears. And yet this is definitely no way to live long and prosper.
When am I going to get it? I’m just not a skilled bang-cutter. When I try, I’m operating miles outside my area of expertise.